When will I be old enough to ….


have an email address?

have my own car?

wear dangling earrings?

have my own cellphone?

stay up late?

have a television in my room?

have a computer?

buy my own clothes?

wear makeup?

They want to grow up so fast, and I want them to take it easy. Sometimes I want answer all of their questions with a big fat NEVER, but I know better.