Here’s a first. NFL football player Troy Polamalu‘s hair is worth $1 million. He is Samoan and has not cut his hair since 2000 as a tribute to his ancestors. He also endorses Head and Shoulders shampoo. His hair is gorgeous, but I find it hard to believe he’s washing it with Head and Shoulders, whose parent company insured his curly mane. I want someone to find out what his curly regimen is so that women around the world can replicate it and stop lusting after his locks.

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