Lavatory. Powder room. Outhouse. Wash room. Loo. Water closet. Latrine. Little Girls’ Room.
No matter what it is called I know where to find it everywhere we go. I have to. My girls like to go — even if they don’t really have to go. But I don’t. That is the last place I want to go when we are out and about. They are so, you know, unpleasant. Why, oh, why do children like to visit these places?